Hey y'all! I'm trying to make my way to Saginaw. That's way up north. In Michigan. There's snow here and everything.

Holy cracklin’s, evrybody!! It’s here!! My very own very music video! Woooee!!!!

I'm Dwayne Gunderson but folks just call me the Goob. This is my very first video blog that I made with my very own camera phone that mama got me for my birthday! Well, I've done picked my last peanut and I'm going to Hawleewood to become a famous actor! I'll try to post another video soon but until then - Feel the free, y'all!
/theGoob

Hey everybody! Whew! This here's my second video blog, now it may be a bit shaky on account of my being a little wound up, but I'm back in Opp, gosh darnit I ain't gotten nowhere but I'm alright! Feel the free!

Hey Everybody! This is my third video coming to you all the way from Mississippi!!! I ain't never been this far away from home can you believe it!?! Just wanted to let you know I'm doing alright and I hope you're all great back home! Feel the free!

Hey evrybody! Looks like I've made it!! And I also made it away! Guess it's thanks to all the walking I've been doin cause it took about the whole boulevard and half a sunset to make it.. but y'all don't worry about Jack, it was waterbased so it'll go back to normal when it rains.. which might be a while though.. hehehe.. Feel the free!!

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Hey Evrybody! Just you forget all I done said til now, I ain't given up! I've done been set straight an I'm goin to Hawleewood and I will make it! Nothings gonna stop me! I'm back!! Feel the Free!

Forgive me evrybody. I don't know what's become of me an I don't know who I done thought I was. I ain't got no more chance than a kerosene cat in hell with gas-o-leen drawrs on to make it in Hawleewood. I can't do this no more, an I'm goin home. I'm sorry. Goodbye.

FNEFL TGE ERFE!1!!!