Holy Cow. Streamy Craft Awards. Red carpet. Celebrities. Trophies everywhere. One in my hand.

The night started out in regular fashion. Got lost a couple of times before showing up a little late. It wasn’t easy finding Barsndall Gallery Theater. Had I known it was inside Barnsdall Park, I wouldn’t have walked past it all those times.

Once I got there, I was in heaven. There was a red carper and everything. I got to do an interview and people were taking my picture from every which angle. I did alright though, wasn’t that nervous at all. Pretty easy actually. It’s spelled Open Bar, I believe.

The actual ceremony was fantastic. People were cheering. Some were winning. Everybody was having a great time. Then it happened … Drunk guy crashed the event. I know what you’re thinking but no, it wasn’t me. Some other fellow must have found the open bar a few too many times and decided to take the stage. He was talking to the crowd for a good 3 minutes while being heckled by the host the entire time. Security did show up and removed him eventually. I guess they thought it was part of the show. It was kinda funny, after all.

Then it got time for “Best Animation in a Web Series”. All these great shows were announced and then me – The Goob. I almost fainted when I heard all people cheering when they called it out.

Not sure what happened next. I guess I must have gone up and gotten the award, because the next thing I know, I was standing outside on the red carpet getting my picture taken by all these people. I had the trophy in my hand. And a beer in the other. Guess I must have found that open bar again.

Man, this is awesome. Greatest night ever and I’m still going strong. Thank you Streamys. Thank you all the fans. One more shot and The Goob will have left the building!

Feel the Free. /Goob

P.S. I hope I didn’t drink too much and my Grampa side came out. I realized I blacked out before I heard who won. If someone is missing a trophy, give me a call. I’m gonna have to check the papers tomorrow to see what happened.