Now yall know how all I want is to be a bonafide movie star, right? We'll tonites the night! Some of my very own videos are gonna be playing at the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood!

The Egyptian! That's the first ever cinema to ever hold a movie premiere in Hollywood. And little old me is gonna be next. Now I'm not saying I gonna do nothin, but if it burns down tomorrow.. well, then theGoob would be the last! Wouldn't that be something!

I can't believe that in a couple of hours I'll be prancin down teh red carpet. Wooooheee! Now I ain't fibbin about this, like with Jack's star. No sir, this is the god's honest truth, yessir! You're all welcome to come down and if I have the time I try to stop and chat for a little bit. I can't promise nuthin what with all the people that're bound to be.. hihihi just kidding!

This is Dwayne Gunderson on www.thegoob.com on your internet dial, signing off... feel the free america, wherever you are. Update:
Kick. Butt! I done been on the big screen! Soooo amazing to see my very own face talking and whatnot up there in giant size. I thought I had big head before.
Oh, and the people who set the night up even asked me to come up on stage to talk! Well, I don't actually remember this. Looks like I might have passed out somewhere during the night. I couldnt help it. It was just so darn exciting!

Anyway, my good friend Two Guns was there with me and he took the stage in my place. Thanks for havin my back Pete! I just hope they didn't ask you your name ...
Anyway, I'm currently on the road and it's getting mighty cold. Darn, my time is up here at this here internet cafe. Gotta run! Feel the free! /theGoob